I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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