I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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