can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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