Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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