I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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