it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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