Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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