I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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