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"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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