Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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