Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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