..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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