Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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