Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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