hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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