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(917): View more from New York City

If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?

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(214): View more from Texas

he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???

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(734): View more from Michigan

Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?

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(909): View more from California

why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze

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(845): View more from New York

she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.

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(216): View more from Ohio

Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick

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(530): View more from California

So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.

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