there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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