i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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