Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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