So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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