Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I just cut my nipple shaving
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
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