I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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