Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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