plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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