My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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