But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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