Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
