So drunk, too bad you don't want this
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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