i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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