eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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