I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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