im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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