Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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