love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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