garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
