you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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