I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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