Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize