Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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