I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
