I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Come on in and take your pants off
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