hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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