anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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