I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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