i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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