Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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