I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
