i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
operation harelip BJ is a go
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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