im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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