I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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