remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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