He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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