Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Randomize
