The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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