Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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