i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
